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::stares at it some more::
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I live in my own little world... but it's ok. They know me here.
That is so cute! Nice work! ^__^
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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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"...She’s so afraid of the world, she won’t even consider what’s outside her bedroom door.” -Me
Awesome job, I love it!
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"Confusticate and bebother victory! My only hope is to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible."
-Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit (1977)
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"Oh, yes, sitting - the great leveler. From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" -- Mr. Burns
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